Total Medals Earned: 281 (From 70 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,465 Points
Medals Earned: 6/12 (40/300 points)
Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Medals Earned: 6/8 (125/155 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/285 points)
Medals Earned: 6/14 (90/500 points)
Medals Earned: 9/14 (165/415 points)
Medals Earned: 13/13 (155/155 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Use 500 bullets.
Kill 50 bunnies.
Spend £10,000.
Use a grenade.
Go into RAGE.
Use a remote explosive.
Get someone naked!
Kill the bunny man.
Kill the Easter bunny.
Fully Upgrade the assistant.
Kill the super bunny.
Get a high score of 10,000,000.
Get all trophies!
Purchase all weapons.
Get a high score of 14,000,000.
Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Beat Island Beast
Get all 4 spells
Beat Canyon Beast
Defeat Demon Beast
Defeat all 3 knights
Level up everything to level 8
Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Beat the game
Start already!
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Beat all castles in Black Shores
Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
Beat all castles in Umbria
Beat all castles in Betsonia
Beat all castles in Dante Flats
Beat all castles in Wintervale
Get gold in all castles in Umbria
Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats
Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
Crush all castles
Get gold medals in all castles.
Kill your first enemy.
Let history take its course.
Launch your first mortar strike.
Die without killing a single enemy.
Kill 100 footsoldiers.
Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.
Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.
Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.
Destroy 6 tanks.
Stay alive for 50 hours.
Regain your health after nearly dying.
Destroy 500 enemies.
Survive for 250 hours.
Chain 4 explosions.
View the COMBOS page.
Master the Fire Flip.
Visit the links page.
View the intro movie.
Get your chainsaw on!
Drink the mystery potion.
Find all 6 secret areas.
Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Shut down the UberBot.
Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Defeat the class president.
Beat the game.
Beat the game without dying.
